Where Is It?

CPP: What continues to surprise you that shouldn't?

CP: How people do not carry their important cards with them. Or that people keep their important cards separated phrom each other. 

CPP: They'd phail if they were ever crossing a border and asked to present their papers. 

CP: Summarily executed. 

CPP: Like the Last Of Us being escorted to the QZ. 

CP: Sorry. We're phull. <bang>

CPP: I challenge you to give me two examples phor today's post. 

CP: Challenge accepted. 

Dear Old Guy In Extremis: I need my vaccine. 

CP: Okay. I just need your Medicare B Card; the red, white, and blue one. 

DOGIE: It's supposed to be free. 

CP: It is. It's phree to you because your insurance pays phor it. 

DOGIE: They make it so hard. 

CP: Is it? Is it really that difficult? You present a card and get a phree-to-you, government-paid-phor vaccine. Really inconvenient. 

DOGIE: I don't carry my insurance with me. 

CP: Why? 

DOGIE: Never have. Don't trust no one. <leaves>

CPP: Good start. 

CP: I thought so too. 

Lady After Gym Getting All Rather Difficult: I'm here to pick up my prescription. 

CP: I see we have three phor you today. 

LAGGARD: <holding tightly to debit card> Perfect. 

CP: I just need your ID phor this one. 

LAGGARD: Oh. I just came phrom the gym. 

CP: I just drank a fifth of vodka. Dare me to drive? 

LAGGARD: Huh? 

CP: Oh. Thought we were sharing things that weren't germane. 

LAGGARD: I forgot I'd need my ID. Just thought I'd pick everything up on my way home from the gym. 

CP: You drove to the gym.

LAGGARD: Uh-huh. Then directly here. 

CP: You drove. 

LAGGARD: Yep. 

CP: You have your debit card out ready to swipe before I've even scanned your Rx's yet you DROVE without your license. 

LAGGARD: Yes. 

CP: Do you like The Offspring?

LAGGARD: I suppose. Why? 

CP: You gotta keep 'em separated. 

LAGGARD: I guess I'll come back when I have my ID. I was just trying to save time. 

CPP: Why do people keep their ID and phorm of payment separated? Like guys leaving the house without their wallets. Where are you going you won't need something in there? 

CP: I know I need my passport to travel internationally. No have, no go. 

CPP: I know, someone out there will say "everything is on our phones now". 

CP: Which is great phor paying. Unless you have a front and back photo on your phone I can scan into my register, then that won't work. 

CPP: And I'm sure the officer pulling you over phor speeding will accept that too. 

CP: People will say "I never get pulled over". 

CPP: The same ones who, when you tell them not to drink with their medication tell you "I don't drink". 

CP: Yep. Only the two of us drink and speed. 

CPP: Separately, of course.