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Friday, September 20, 2013

NuvaGlo--Part 2

You may remember a couple months back a post I did about the NuvaGlo; a lighted version of the Nuvaring. It would come in different colours. As technology improves, so does the ability to improve the original product and get a new patent. All great manufacturers are great at patent extensions. They market the crap out of their products and, with a little twist, can continue raking in profits hand-over-fist for decades. With that in mind, I propose an extension to the lighted Nuvarings (NuvaGlo).
Today we will introduce The NuvaShine, NuvaVibe and NuvaSavers.

NuvaShine: It's like the Flashlight app for your phone. Super bright. Wear a skirt and it's easy to find your seats walking down the aisle of a darkened movie theater.

NuvaVibe: It will be a vibrating vaginal ring. Keep it in for 3 weeks, then take a week off. For those of you who like to skip periods altogether, put another one in after the 3 weeks. The convenience here is it stops vibrating after 3 weeks so you know when it's time to change. (Perhaps a remote control upgrade in the future? I'm thinking Katherine Heigl in "The Ugly Truth".)

NuvaSavers: (Inspired by LifeSavers) these rings will come in a variety of flavours to meet your tastes.
Luscious Lemon, Tangy Tangerine, Sweet Berry, and of course Regular and Black Cherry...
...or Rainbow Sherbet (pictured below).


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