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Friday, September 27, 2013

Mitch Hedberg

Realistic Expectations, as explained by Mitch Hedberg...

I walked by a dry cleaner at 3am. The sign said "sorry, we're closed". You don't have to be sorry. It's 3am and you're a dry cleaner. It would be ridiculous for me to expect you to be open. I'm not going to walk in at 10am and say "hey, I walked by at 3 and you guys were closed. Somebody owes me an apology. This jacket would be halfway done."

If only they employed the little gnomes that everyone believes work in the pharmacy...

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