ME: This isn't the scouts.
MICE ELF: But it is a good motto nonetheless.
CP: When calling the pharmacy, or any business really, be prepared. Know what you want and be prepared to answer any relevant questions asked of you.
CPP: Uh oh. What happened now?
CP: We've always discussed the similarities between our job and placing an order for pizza.
ME: #PizzaIsntWorking
MICE ELF: Right.
CPP: How do you screw up ordering pizza?
Pizza The Hutt: What do you want?
CP: Um. Pizza? <to people in background> what do we want? pizza? wings? toppings? I can ask if they have that. Anyone want breadsticks? Breaded mushrooms? Jojo's?
CPP: You're saying this should have all taken place PRIOR to phoning the pizza parlour?
CP: Right.
MICE ELF: Ok. What's today's story for your Public Service Announcement?
CP: Enough people have called enough pharmacies looking for Adderall and other medications that they have to have been asked the same questions everywhere else by now.
ME: True.
CP: So why aren't they prepared? Why is it like pulling teeth?
CP: CP's House of Phlapjacks. How may I help you?
Adderall Seeker Speaking: Do you have Adderall?
CP: Which one?
ASS: 30mg.
CP: Tablets or capsules?
ASS: I don't know.
CP: I could have either, neither, or both. You have to be specific.
ASS: Extended Release Tablets.
CP: That's not a thing.
ASS: Tablets then?
CP: How many do you need?
ASS: A month's worth?
CP: And how many would that be for you? Do you take one a day? Two a day? Three?
ASS: Last time I got 60.
ME: In summation, how should this have gone?
MICE ELF: Like you said when you most recently updated your profile pic: Start with "Hello. My name is. . . "
CP: And finish with ". . . I am calling to ask if you have any Adderall XR 30mg capsules in stock. Brand or generic. And my prescription is for 60".
#BePrepared
#YouShouldKnowHowToDoThisByNow
#AdultingIsHardWithoutMyAdderall
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