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Friday, December 13, 2013

Younger Marketing

I'm tired of the Blue-Hued ads for Viagra with the line "it's the age of knowing".
I'm tired of seeing old folks in bathtubs watching sunsets.

It's time to market to a younger audience. We need something edgy, something to lay claim to these drugs as our own. I'm thinking Pfizer, with another 7 years on their patent, needs to tap into the next generation to turn 30. It's never to early to develop a target audience. Start them young, then by the time the generic is launched, the next blockbuster is on the market and you've got the 30 year olds turning 40 and forever loyal to you. Manufacturers are great at this. Just ask dermatologists who only prescribe the "next big thing".

I wanna make some babies.
I wanna get it on.
I wanna make you horny but I can't get it up.
I wanna make some money, but I don't want no job.
I wanna make you horny, but I can't get it up.
Get it up, get it up, get it up...

LEVitra eLEVates your love life...

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