FLUSH-IT: I would like a flu shot.
UT: I just need you to complete this form for me.
FLUSH-IT: Okay. Can I also get my Covid Booster? Or should I wait?
UT: You can get both. . .
Totally Random Old Lady Lurking In Aisle: Huh-uh. No. You shouldn't do that.
UT: Bitch? Dafuq?
FLUSH-IT: Why?
TROLLIA: My niece got them both. She never does that but she did and she got sick for like two days. Couldn't move her arms or nothing.
UT: Probably an exaggeration but. . .
FLUSH-IT: Um.
TROLLIA: I mean I wouldn't do it. But "everyone is different, except me. I'm not".
CP: Did she actually say "everyone is different but I'm not"?
UT: Uh-huh.
CP: Hunh.
UT: So about those shots?
FLUSH-IT: Yeah. I'll get both.
CP: I think, after I retire, I'm going to go hang out in random pharmacies and start eavesdropping on counter conversations. Then I can offer unsolicited advice when people ask questions.
UT: Except you'll know what you're talking about.
CP: No one will care. They'll take it regardless because I am a random eavesdropper and everyone appreciates the "hot tip" from a stranger.
UT: Stop calling it a "hot tip" and trying to force it on strangers.
CP: What? I have received no complaints about my flu shots.
UT: Mmm-hmm.
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