Irritating Seer Explaining Ephemera Now: I am here to pick up my subscription.
CP: Prescription. We are doms, not subs.
CP: PRE-scription. We come first.
ISEEN: Is it here?
ISEEN: But she sent it?
CP: How do you know?
ISEEN: I seen it.
CP: Saw it.
CP: Like the old man with the hammer?
CP: "I see", said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw.
ISEEN: Um. . .
CP: Or Caesar? "Veni, Vidi, Vici"? We came, We saw, We conquered?
ISEEN: I watched her send it.
CP: Eyewitness testimony is unreliable. I cannot accept your account. It is biased with prejudice.
ISEEN: I just want to know where it is!
CP: I watched a magician make something disappear. But did it? I may call him prestidigital, but I don't believe anything really disappeared.
ISEEN: What did I watch?
CP: The back of her computer while she was texting her girlfriends about meeting for drinks after work.
ISEEN: So is it here?
ISEEN: This is such a pain.
CP: In the immortal word of the great, mystical poet, MJK, "All this pain is an illusion."
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