CP: <snickers>
ME: What?
MICE ELF: Yeah. What?
CP: It's so stupid. I can't.
ME: <sighs> Let's have it.
MICE ELF: Why is it phunny?
CP: It's stupid phunny. One of those things that you see and hear and say every day that isn't phunny on its own until your brain interprets it slightly differently.
ME: Ok. Out with it. Let us decide.
MICE ELF: How lame can it be?
CP: I have a really low bar today.
CP: I'm calling to get a prescription covered for my patient.
Insurance: Ok. Who's the patient?
CP: Larry.
INS: Got it. Larry. Larry who?
CP: Mu.
INS: Larry Mu?
CP: No. Last name is Larry. First name is Mu.
INS: Patient is Mu Larry?
CP: Odd. I know. But that's his name.
INS: Seriously?
CP: <smirks then whispers "say it, say it!"> Uh-huh.
INS: I have a prescription For Mu Larry?
CP: Yes you do. And I want to know which, for mu larry, drug is covered!
ME: There is something wrong with you.
MICE ELF: Way wrong with you.
CP: What about poor Mu Larry? Only the insurance cares what's good phor mu larry! Look. You're either Phor Mu Larry, or you're Non Phor Mu Larry.
ME: I quit.
MICE ELF: Yeah. I'm out.
ME & MICE ELF: Let us out!!
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