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Monday, December 12, 2022

Safety (Flu Shot) Dance

We give shots cuz we want to 
We give shots of every kind
CVS gives shots and Walgreens gives shots
With others not phar behind
 
Now, you can go where you want to
For that shot you need today
If you don't pick me you know I won't be upset
By missing my goals this way 

And we give shots
(SHOTS!)
 
You can come when you want to 
We are open till really late
Get your tetanus shot with the prevar and flu
Like the Q-Tips out for a Shingrix date
 
And, we give shots cuz we have to 
If we don't, someone else will
Or you can get Hep A or even the Hep B
Just in case you are needing them still

Now say, we give shots, we give shots
COVID is now on the list
We give shots, we give shots
And making sure no one gets missed
We give shots, we give shots
Other places say they give "jabs"
We give shots, we give shots
I prefer to call them the "stabs"

Oy vey, we give shots, we give shots 
Nothing else matters at all
We give shots, we give shots
And no we can't answer that call
We give shots, we give shots
No way for me to check your script
We give shots, we give shots
Lack of help leaves us ill-equipped
Flu shot dance
Ah hell, the flu shot dance
Ah shit, the flu shot dance

We give shots cuz we have to 
Have patience and you'll get yours
Doesn't matter if you hurry, no one's got to worry
You'll get yours in just no time
 
I say, we give shots cuz we have to
They make us give more every day
Because others give shots and and since we give shots
Well, we need paid today. 

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