Safety (Flu Shot) Dance

We give shots cuz we want to 

We give shots of every kind

CVS gives shots and Walgreens gives shots

With others not phar behind

 

Now, you can go where you want to

For that shot you need today

If you don't pick me you know I won't be upset

By missing my goals this way 

And we give shots

(SHOTS!)

 

You can come when you want to 

We are open till really late

Get your tetanus shot with the prevar and flu

Like the Q-Tips out for a Shingrix date

 

And, we give shots cuz we have to 

If we don't, someone else will

Or you can get Hep A or even the Hep B

Just in case you are needing them still

Now say, we give shots, we give shots

COVID is now on the list

We give shots, we give shots

And making sure no one gets missed

We give shots, we give shots

Other places say they give "jabs"

We give shots, we give shots

I prefer to call them the "stabs"

Oy vey, we give shots, we give shots 

Nothing else matters at all

We give shots, we give shots

And no we can't answer that call

We give shots, we give shots

No way for me to check your script

We give shots, we give shots

Lack of help leaves us ill-equipped

Flu shot dance

Ah hell, the flu shot dance

Ah shit, the flu shot dance

We give shots cuz we have to 

Have patience and you'll get yours

Doesn't matter if you hurry, no one's got to worry

You'll get yours in just no time

 

I say, we give shots cuz we have to

They make us give more every day

Because others give shots and and since we give shots

Well, we need paid today. 

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