Kiwis

I had this already written but hadn't decided when to post it. When I received the e-script, it made the post that much better.

CP: I'm calling to get the patient's e-script changed from Humalog vials to Humalog Kwik Pens.

Nurse: Okay. You want the Kiwi Pens?

CP: No. I want Kwik Pens.

Nurse: The Kiwi Pens?

CP: You do work in an endocrinologist's office, right?

Nurse: Yes.

CP: They're called Kwik Pens. Not Kiwis. Can you just send me a new prescription for the Humalog KWIK Pens so we don't have to go through this every month.

Nurse: I'll ask the doctor about Kiwi Pens.

CP: If he doesn't explain to you they're Kwik Pens, I'll come over and kick him in the kiwis.

Nurse: He said it's okay to give him Kiwi Pens.

CP: Is that the punchline to a really lame joke? 

What do New Zealanders write with? Kiwi Pens?

Nurse: Um. . . No? Anything else? 

CP: Yes We need pen needles so the patient can inject Kiwis. 

Nurse. Okay. I'll send those over shortly. 

CP: I can't wait to see what I get. 

<later> 

CP: Wikipedia? WTAF?