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Thursday, June 14, 2018

Kiwis

I had this already written but hadn't decided when to post it. When I received the e-script, it made the post that much better.
CP: I'm calling to get the patient's e-script changed from Humalog vials to Humalog Kwik Pens.
Nurse: Okay. You want the Kiwi Pens?
CP: No. I want Kwik Pens.
Nurse: The Kiwi Pens?
CP: You do work in an endocrinologist's office, right?
Nurse: Yes.
CP: They're called Kwik Pens. Not Kiwis. Can you just send me a new prescription for the Humalog KWIK Pens so we don't have to go through this every month.
Nurse: I'll ask the doctor about Kiwi Pens.
CP: If he doesn't explain to you they're Kwik Pens, I'll come over and kick him in the kiwis.
Nurse: He said it's okay to give him Kiwi Pens.
CP: Is that the punchline to a really lame joke? 
What do New Zealanders write with? Kiwi Pens?
Nurse: Um. . . No? Anything else? 
CP: Yes We need pen needles so the patient can inject Kiwis. 
Nurse. Okay. I'll send those over shortly. 
CP: I can't wait to see what I get. 

<later> 




CP: Wikipedia? WTAF?



Monday, June 11, 2018

I'm Out

Out: at an end.

1. My pen ran out of ink.
2. My car is out of gas.

While these two sentences may seem similar, they are not. Irrespectively, one is quite dire while the other is often easily remedied. Most people, when confronted with the first, an empty pen, will generally reach for a new pen. They will not attempt to refill the empty cartridge. In the second scenario, most people don't have gas cans on hand to refill their cars; they also will not reach for a new car.

Me: CP, where are you going with this?
CP: Patients. I mean, patience. I'm going to illustrate the perception people share regarding their refills.
Me: Is this another one of your "Refill Too Soon" episodes?
CP: Mayhap.
Me: Phine. Can we just call it #EverydayPeople?
CP: Very Sly. . .

Medication Taker: I wish to phone in my refill.
CP: Brilliant! We do those here. May I have the number in question, please?
MT: 8675309.
<Me: Really? That's the best you could do?>
<CP: Shut it Jenny. Not everyone will catch it.>
CP: Okay. I see we have your refill on file but it appears it's going to be too soon to refill.
MT: But I'm out.
CP: Out?
MT: Yes?
CP: Like Out Out?
MT: Yes.
CP: Well you shouldn't be.
MT: The bottle in my hand is completely empty.
CP: According to my mathletics, you should have enough for at least 3 more weeks.
MT: But I'm all out.
CP: Are you still taking 2 tablets per day?
MT: Yes.
CP: By any chance, are you a squirrel?
MT: Sorry?
CP: Did you happen to stash some nuts around the room for winter?
MT: Well I just filled my pill container for the next month, added some to my extra bottle, the bird feeder, and sprinkled some in the carpet in case I fall down and need to take my medication without standing.
CP: Ok.
MT: But this bottle is empty!
CP: Right. What you're telling me is that you're not really "out of medication" in so much as your one bottle (pen) is empty. Instead of buying another tank of gas for the old pen, reach for another pen. Only when they all run dry should you need to buy more.
MT: That's a confusing metaphor.
Me: You can say that again.
CP: Look. It's quite easy. You're not out if you still have some. Everyone has a stash of pens at home. You have a stash of drugs at home.
Me: That sounds bad.
CP: Shut it. You know what I mean.
Me: Can I throw in another random quote? It is germane to the "stash of drugs reference.
CP: Phine.
Me: "We grow copious amounts of ganja, yah? And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-****ing-culturist!"
CP: Thanks for that. Now just inform everyone that they cannot claim to be out of medication unless they are actually out. 
Me: But don't we want them to refill everything a few days early. 
CP: Yes. A few days is perfect, but 3 weeks is quite excessive. 

Friday, June 8, 2018

Liability, Obligation, or Duty?

Here is a quick lesson/refresher for patients and pharmacists and prescribers who may not know how the system works. 
1. Patient is unwell and goes to their prescriber. 
2. Prescriber makes a diagnosis and prescribes a medication. 
3. Patient goes to pharmacy to have medication filled. 
4. Pharmacy fills medication and charges patient the price. 
a. price could be cash with no insurance being billed. 
b. price could be a copay on their insurance which may or may not include a deductible. 
c. price could be on a discount card patient brought to pharmacy. 
5. Patient pays and leaves with medication. 

This should look similar to every other transaction any person would have at any retail outlet. 
1. You decide to purchase a product. 
2. You research the product you wish to purchase. 
3. You go to the retailer to purchase the product. 
4. Retailer finds your product (or you take it to the register) and they charge you for it. 
a. price could be cash with no discounts. 
b. price could be with an online offer, price match, or in-store sale. 
c. price could be with a coupon. 
5. You pay for your purchase and go home. 

Why is the pharmacy to blame? 
They aren't. The ultimate responsibility rests with the patient. If they want/need the medication I, as the dispenser of the medication, have an obligation to tell them how to receive it and provide it to them. That is all. We bill insurances as a courtesy. If your pharmacy has told you your prescription needs a prior authorization, you need to figure out how to get one. 

Here is how it works: 
1. When filling your prescription, we submit the claim to the insurance we have on file. (note-this may or may not be your most current one. I said it's the one we have on file.)
a. the claim goes through and we get a paid claim with a copay to charge you. 
b. the claim rejects for some reason (max days supply, dosing, refill too soon,) and we fix it and reprocess. 
c. The claim rejects for "prior authorization required". At this time, we fax your prescriber, then we call you so you don't rush down here. (Sometimes I have called patients while they are still in the office.) We then set up the claim to reprocess in 2 days. and repeat all parts of Step 1 a-c.
2. You accept the terms of our billing process and pay, or not. 
3. At any time, YOU can call your insurance to request a prior auth. 

Here is my dialogue to patients on prescriptions requiring PA: 
"Mr. Pink. We received a new prescription from your doctor this morning and your insurance does not cover it. They require a prior authorization as it is not a preferred item. We faxed the office so hopefully they can start the process. We will reprocess this claim every other day for a week but we suggest you follow up with your provider as no one ever calls us to let us know if the p/a was approved or not. It is possible your provider may wish to change medications or, in some cases, ignore the request altogether. You also have the option to pay cash for your medication which is $$$$$. If you have any questions, please call the office first, your insurance second, and me last. Good Day."

Now that we understand how a pharmacy works, let's look at the article: https://www.masslive.com/politics/index.ssf/2018/06/woman_dies_because_of_missing.html

A. "a pharmacist has a duty to tell both the patient and their physician when filling a prescription requires prior authorization." 
Yep. We do that. 

B. "Pharmacists simply must take reasonable steps to notify patients and prescribing physicians that, if the physician wants a patient to receive insurance coverage for the prescribed medication, the physician must complete a form"
Yep. As I said, we do that. Faxed them. Called them. Told the patient to call them. 

C. "it is actually the job of the doctor and insurer to determine coverage."
Yep. Insurance doesn't want to pay. We tell the patient and the doctor. 

D. "But once she turned 19, MassHealth's policy was to require prior authorization. Essentially, her doctor had to send a form to MassHealth requesting coverage for the medication."
Wait. So everyone knew this already? First, why does the insurance require prior auth at 19 yo? Did something change? Does it suddenly work differently in an 18 yo patient than a 19 yo patient? But again, if everyone knew this when she was 18, why was this not taken care of by the insurance and her provider beforehand? Why did the patient not make sure she had enough medication to last through the first few weeks/days of the transition?

E. "Rivera's stepfather said he called Schoeck's office seven times about obtaining prior authorization, but he was relying on Walgreens to send Schoeck the form.
Why? Why is it the pharmacy's responsibility to send the form. Look, I can fax 'em, call 'em, drive over there and throw the requests at 'em in the form of little paper airplanes or table footballs but I simply can NOT make them submit the prior auth. 

F. " Her family was told it would cost $400 to pay out of pocket, which they could not afford."
Why? Unfortunately the article does not explain which Topamax this is although I suspect it is not the tablets. (If it was an extended release product, why did no one suggest a change to tablets? I can buy #120 Topiramate 100mg tablets for ~$25.00. You mean no one else thought to look at this as a stop-gap option?) 

G. "The ruling noted that the pharmacist knows the proper forms and procedures needed for prior authorization, which a patient generally does not."
Nope. I have no clue what the forms are. I do not possess, nor do I know how to obtain them. The reject from the insurance company simply provides me with a phone number for the prescriber to call to get the forms. I know there is a company, Cover My Meds, that takes p/a requests from pharmacies and forwards the correct forms to the providers electronically but that's all I know about it. 

So I ask again, why is the insurance not to blame? 

Tuesday, June 5, 2018

How To Be A Good Patient

<our scene unfolds in a non-native environment for our hero, CP>
Other Pharmacy Personnel: Hello and welcome to OPP's pharmacy.
CP: Thank you.
OPP: How may we help you today?
CP: <sheepishly> I am here to pick up prescriptions.
OPP: Are these for you?
CP: No. I do not usually shop here. I am picking up for a phriend who is required to use this phine establishment.
OPP: Well thank you for coming to visit today. Do you know how many prescriptions you are retrieving?
CP: Alas, I do not. I was forwarded the text alerting my phriend that there were prescriptions ready. How many do you have?
OPP: I have three prescriptions ready.
CP: May I inquire as to what they are?
OPP: Yes. We have the puce one, the periwinkle one, and the pretty fuchsia one.
CP: Can you remove the puce one, please? I believe I requested that to be discontinued last visit.
OPP: You are quite correct and I apologise for the mistake. I do remember speaking with you last month and personally removing this from our list. Unfortunately computers, despite our bet intentions, suck.
CP: Indeed they do.
OPP: I shall remove it forthwith.
CP: Many thanks. This is why I always check what I am receiving before I leave.
OPP: As all good patients, and <wink, wink> professionals, should.
CP: It truly is amazing how rewarding an experience one can have when one takes control of their own healthcare and works with their pharmacy instead of against them.
OPP: Indeed. Good day!
CP: Good day!

This has been a presentation of #HowToBeAGoodPatient and #HowToBehaveInPublic as brought to you by CP and Other People's Pharmacy.

Friday, June 1, 2018

Too Many Choices/Too Much Help

"In this day and age, a man has to have choices, a man has to have a little bit of variety."
On the one hand, this is true. On the other, too many choices can cripple a man. If you want to prove this, take a group of first grade children for ice cream. If you give them the options of either chocolate or vanilla, you will be happy and be able to exit the parlour relatively quickly and with most of your sanity intact.
Take the same group to Baskin Robbins and time and sanity will be forever lost. Too many choices cripples the group.

The same can be said for healthcare.
"The more care we provide for patients, the less they are able to do for themselves."
We text patients it's time to refill their prescriptions.
We text patients it's time to pick up the refills we filled for them.
We text patients it's still time to pick up their refills.
We call patients to make sure they received our texts.
We call and fax the patients' prescribers for their refills.
We look up their new insurance information.
We check their copays.
We call for prior authorizations.

When the system breaks down, the patients are crippled because they don't know how to properly call in a refill request to the pharmacy or prescriber.
They don't know how to make their own appointments.
They don't understand their insurances anymore.
They don't understand how to do anything for themselves.
Their personal care becomes dependent upon our broken system.
In an effort to help them, we are actually hurting them.

Think of the millennial bashing. It's a great pastime but it's not entirely their fault.
It's their parents' fault.
They established a sense of entitlement.
Mommy and daddy will call your teacher because you got a bad grade.
Mommy and daddy will move to whatever town you decide to go to college.
Mommy and daddy will write your resume and go to your job interview with you.
Now we have a bunch of "not-yet-ready-for-primetime players".

Too much care equals too little personal agency.
The initial intent of predictive refill programs and reminder calls was noble: increase compliance to increase patient outcomes. I know there are studies to support the positive outcomes. The problem is our profession ran with these programs and made them into metrics. Once that happened, the nobility wore off while Jekyll and Hyde switched places.

The less we do, the more helpful we will be.
It seems to work from a corporate standpoint: They cut our help expecting us to do more.
Let's apply that to patient care.
Let's do less for them so we can do more.

"Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and he eats for a lifetime."

Tuesday, May 1, 2018

Incidentals

If we can keep a copy of a patient's insurance card on file, why can we not keep a copy of their credit card? With the use of apps for refills and reminders, why not require a patient to keep a copy of their payment on file. I'd even accept a link to a PayPal account. We should take a page from the independents who used to (and some still do) operate with a credit system.

Do you want me to order an expensive medication for you? Sure. I will bill the credit card for the copay. If you pick up the prescription, the copay is applied. If I have to return it to stock, I collect the payment for the copay which should cover my return-to-stock fees and the initial filling process. 

Think of it in terms of a hotel keeping a card on file for incidentals. "Accidentally" ordered a movie and opened the mini bar? No problem. We will bill it to the card on file.
Missed the 7 voicemails, 6 texts, 4 letters, 2 emails, and the Stripper Gram we sent to the house over the last 13 days? No problem, we will bill your copay to the card we have on file when we return the medication to stock.
Now you want your medication after we returned it to stock? Time to pay that copay ... again. I do realise we charged you already but we are actually redoing all the work. This is a separate filling of your medication. If you were to transfer your prescription to another pharmacy, they'd charge you as well.

Other "incidentals"?
1. Copays for medications returned to stock.
2. Restocking fees on special order prescriptions.
3. Restocking fees on OTC products you had us order but never returned to purchase.
4. Exceeded your limit of phone calls for the day/week asking if anything was called in yet even though you have text alerts, we promised to call you, and we have carrier pigeons on standby? Incidentals.
5. First refill request/fax to your prescriber is free. Additional requests after one week? Incidentals.
6. "Can't you just look up my insurance information?" Sure. Swipe your card right here.
7. "Can you ring out all my other stuff too?" Sure. Everyone behind you wants to wait while you check out 27 items at the pharmacy counter. Please pay the Convenience Fee to me and the Annoyance Fee to those behind you and I'd be elated to help you.
8. Yell at my techs or staff? Cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching.
9. Want me to try 11 different discount cards to find the best price for you? Sure thing. Just know that it costs me money to submit each claim and it costs me money to reverse each claim. For each card I process, I will charge you $1.00 ($0.50 to process and $0.50 to reverse). 

Monday, April 30, 2018

Don't Be That Pharmacist

Dear Pharmacist,
This is a note to THAT pharmacist. You know who you are. You have spent your entire career, long or short as it is, setting our profession back. You have made us the prescribers' bitch. While I have written many a post denying that moniker, it is thanks to you that I still have to argue for respect for my profession. This diatribe is for you.

Don't be an idiot.
Think for yourself.
Make your own decisions.
Life is not about doing what people have told you to do. It is about thinking for yourself and doing what you know is right.
You and I went to school. I paid someone to teach me HOW to think. When I graduated I took a test. Upon successful completion of that test, my State Board issued me a license. They told me to go forth and use my knowledge and license to make informed decisions.
Apparently you were told to go forth and question everything and to not make any decisions on your own. Apparently you were taught WHAT to think instead of HOW. Thank you again for leading to further erosion of respect for my profession.

If a prescriber writes a prescription for a Proair inhaler, am I allowed to switch to Ventolin (or vice versa)? Not exactly. However, if a patient's insurance only covers one and not the other then I am going to substitute appropriately, document the insurance requirement then, maybe, call the prescriber in the morning to inform her of the formulary change. This is how it should happen. Prescribers don't care. My state board does not care. Did the patient receive Albuterol HFA? Yes? Good. Well done. That's why you went to school and received a license from us. Pats on the back all the way around.

A prescriber asked me how to avoid all of these stupid phone calls from pharmacists asking permission to change Proair to Ventolin or vice versa. She does not care which one her patients receive. She can't keep up with the formularies. All she wants is for the patient to receive an(y) Albuterol HFA inhaler. Period. I told her to write for "Albuterol 90mcg HFA" and the pharmacist could then try Proair or Ventolin and, if not covered, switch it to the preferred without bother.

Or so I thought . . .

Until the next day when a pharmacist checked one of her prescriptions.
It was written exactly as I had instructed: "Albuterol 90mcg HFA MDI". So easy. So unmistakable. How could a pharmacist fuck it up? By leaving the following message on the rejection: "Rejecting this for you to call the doctor. Please call prescriber to clarify because there is no generic available. What do they want us to dispense?"
Are you serious?

Now remember, until yesterday when I got this prescriber to write "Albuterol MDI", if she had written "Proair" or "Ventolin" and I needed to change it, this exact same pharmacist would have sent back a message like this: "Where is the documentation that the prescriber was called? Did doctor approve the switch? No notes."

Thanks. As I already made clear: I. Don't. Have. To. I am licensed to think freely and make decisions with my license. So are you. I am legally allowed to do what I did. So are you. I told the prescriber to write "Albuterol HFA MDI" because of YOU. YOU keep calling prescribers like her and pissing them off. YOU make it seem, in their eyes, like we are incapable of making effective healthcare decisions for our patients without having our hands held and bottoms wiped by these prescribers.

I call offices about important questions and the first things they ask are: "Is it a tablets to capsules question? Proair to Ventolin?" YOU have trivialised our job so much that we can't get respect from offices, yet we wonder why they don't take us seriously when we call about REAL interactions. About real errors on prescriptions. No wonder they don't have time for us, we wasted it all calling on bullshit.

Use your brain. Use your license. Make a decision for yourself. Or come to my store and I'll show you how to be a pharmacist.
And stop disrespecting my profession.

#IfThisPissesYouOffThenItIsAboutYou

Tuesday, April 17, 2018

Your Job Does Not Matter

Once you retire, do you forget all that you were?
Do you ever stop being a pharmacist? A nurse? A lawyer? A teacher?
No. You may stop practising, but you never stop being who and what you are.
On that note, I really don't care who and what you are/were.
I don't tell my prescribers I am a pharmacist. They have a job to do and I want to listen to what they are going to tell me. Perhaps I can learn something.

CP: I see we have a counsel on this medication.
Rather Annoyed That Cynical Had Educated on Drugs: Why?
CP: It appears you prescriber changed your dose.
RATCHED: Yeah? So?
CP: So I wanted to make sure you were aware of the change. The last thin. . .
RATCHED: The other made me too tired.
CP: The last thing I want is for you to get home and have a question about why these look different. He cut the dose in half. Do you ha. . .
RATCHED: I know. I told you I asked for the change.
CP: . . . have any of the 10mg left? You could cut them in half to not waste them.
RATCHED: They're too small. I can't cut them. That's too much work.
CP: Some people like to use up what they had before. . .
RATCHED: I was a nurse for 48 years.
CP: Good for you. That doesn't matter.
RATCHED: It certainly does.
CP: Not really. I feel really bad for all the patients stuck with you over the years. You interrupt as if you know better. You can't cut tablets. You won't listen to counseling advice. You pretty much know everything. Unfortunately, you're in my world now. If you were a good nurse, you wouldn't feel the need to tell me. My mom was a nurse for 40 years. She was never a bitch to doctors or pharmacists. But please, go ahead and tell me how to do my job.
RATCHED: You're not very nice.
CP: I was always taught to treat people how they wish to be treated. You are combative and insolent and not allowing me to do my job. If you were one of your patients, how would you have handled you? Don't answer that. I'm pretty sure I'm seeing it right now. Just allow me to document our little conversation here so when you have a question or complaint, I can refer to my notes here: "Counseled the hostile witness on new strength whereupon I was informed she was a nurse for 48 years and knew more than any plebe could teach her even though new medications have come out since the Disco Era."

"Jesus, I mean, you guys do nothing but complain about how you can't stand it in this place here and you don't have the guts just to walk out? What do you think you are, for Chrissake, crazy or somethin'? Well you're not! You're not! You're no crazier than the average asshole out walkin' around on the streets and that's it."