You Can't Make Me. . .

. . . and continuing to argue and call me names will not help. 

 

Uber Tech: Angry lady on Line 2. Wants your name and all kinds of information. 

CP: Why? 

UT: I told her we are not allowed to fill her Rx for ivermectin. 

CP: Again, why does she need my name? Is that a veiled threat that she is going to report me in order to achieve my acquiescence? 

UT: I accidentally told her we had some because we just filled it for one of our regular patients who has been receiving it for his legitimate condition for over a year now. 

CP: Okay. I'll take over from here. 

CP: Pharmacist of Dreams. How may I help you today?

Continuing Unabashed Nagging That Is Sorta Harassment: My doctor called in my prescription to another pharmacy and they said they can't get it. 

CP: Did they now?

CUNTISH: And your lady there told me you have it so I want it. 

CP: Did you tell her you are using it for COVID? 

CUNTISH: I did. 

CP: Then I am not allowed to dispense it. 

CUNTISH: Why?
CP: It is not for a legitimate purpose. 

CUNTISH: You HAVE to fill it. It's a real prescription from a real doctor. 

CP: I'm not questioning its legitimacy, although I am questioning the morals of your provider. 

CUNTISH: You cannot refuse to fill it. 

CP: Indeed I can. 

CUNTISH: What's your name?

CP: I go by many names. None of them are going to fill your prescription. 

CUNTISH: You cannot refuse me!

CP: I can. And I am. The law is clear here. (I quoted her the actual number * of my BOP Rule hoping this would end her harangue. It did not.)

CUNTISH: My doctor says I have to have it!

CP: Then you will have to find another, less scrupulous pharmacy, to berate into filling it. 

CUNTISH: You're the 4th pharmacy I have called and they all said they don't have it. 

CP: I doubt that. I believe they are telling people they don't have it so they don't have to argue with patients and get verbally abused and threatened. Which is what I will be doing hereafter. 

CUNTISH: What's your name? 

CP: Listen, if you want something, threatening me is not the way to get it. I politely explained why I refuse to fill your prescription; just like the other 3 pharmacies. You have all the information you need. 

Now go away. 

CUNTISH: What's Your Name!?

CP: <click>

 

* It states: "A prescription, to be valid, must be issued for a legitimate medical purpose by an individual prescriber acting in the usual course of his/her professional practice. . corresponding responsibility rests with the pharmacist. . . an order purporting to be a prescriptionissued not in the usual course of bona fide treatment of a patient is not a prescription. . . A pharmacist is not required to dispense a prescription of doubtful, questionable, or suspicious origin."