ME: What's with the look?
MICE ELF: Yeah. You look a little pissed.
CP: I have not been drinking.
MICE ELF: Angry.
CP: Yes. That.
ME: What happened?
CP: In the long list of "phrases your pharmacy hates to hear", this one is getting a lot of play lately: "In all the years I been dealing with this place, I ain't never had a problem with my insurance".
ME: I hate that.
MICE ELF: That's great. I appreciate you had a lengthy undefeated streak. Manchester United have a good one going right now too. Unfortunately, theirs, like yours today, will come to an end. But you had a good run.
CP: To which he replied: "I guess I have to change pharmacies since you people can't get your shit together".
ME: Another classic.
MICE ELF: To which you replied?
CP: We are unworthy of your patronage. Please forgive us for ruining your streak. As a reward, we are promoting you to Ex-Patient-Of-The-Month! You prize is a free transfer to any pharmacy you like. Should you elect NOT to choose a pharmacy, a pharmacy will be chosen for you at random. Good Luck! And may the odds be ever in your favour.
ME: Wow. Nice.