Things You Can Say While Getting A Shot That You Can Also Say During Sex

COVID Edition

 

1.  Can you do me and my husband at the same time?

2.  Can I stay in the room while you do my wife/husband?

3.  Do you want me to tag you in this selfie?

4.  Mind if my phriend takes a video?

5.  It's going to hurt for a few days after. 

6.  We have to do this again in 3 to 4 weeks. 

7.  When I come back, can I make sure I get you to give it to me?

8.  Can I watch it go in?

9.  That was better than I thought it was going to be. 

10. I'm going to need you to take off your shirt. 

11. I didn't expect to get lucky today. If I had known, I would have worn a better bra. 

12. Relax. It'll hurt more if you're tense. 

13. I'll push it in slow so it doesn't hurt. 

14. It sure looked bigger than it felt. 

15. I need you to hang out for about 15 minutes before you go home so I can just watch you. 

16. Do you need an Uber?

17. Wait till next time. You're really going to feel it then. 

18. Next!