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Friday, October 14, 2016

What You Want To Say Vs...

Little Old Lady: I need to get a refill on my heart pills.
CP: Okay. Let me just scan that bottle you have with you. Oh. Drat.
LOL: What seems to be the matter?
CP: This prescription is out of refills.
LOL: How can that be?
CP: Well, the doctor puts a limited number of them on your prescription. As you fill them, they go away. Once you use them, POOF!, all gone.
LOL: But I've been on these for 10 years.
CP: Well, that streak's about to end unless you call your prescriber.
CP: And if you want to be on them another year, I suggest you phone your prescriber post haste.

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