Things People Say. . .

. . . if only they took a second to let their grey matter process it before it escaped. 

1. Why is the bathroom door locked?

CP: I don't know. Have you never ever in your life locked a bathroom door while in there? Never had someone lock you out at home? At work? At a rest area? While getting busy in a Burger King? 

2. What took so long to answer?

CP: Never been on a call and heard a busy signal? You're old enough to remember those. Never had another call come through while you were talking to someone else? Call waiting? Ring any bells? 

3. Would it be cheaper somewhere else?

CP: How much does a 10lb bag of potatoes cost at Costco? Oh, you don't know? Neither do I. 

#LowerYourExpectations 

#ThinkBeforeYouSpeak 

#BetterYet 

#DontSpeak