Sam? Is That you?

(To Green Eggs And Ham)

I said no. I said no. No I said. 
That no-I-said! That no-I-said! I do not like that no-I-said

Is there a script ready for me?
There is no script that I can see

There is no script I have ready

Do you have one here or there?
I do not have one here or there

I do not have one anywhere

I do not have a script for you 

I do not like you, no-I-said

Did you get one on the phone?

Did you get one via drone?

I did not get one on the phone 

I did not get one via drone

I do not have one here or there

I do not have one anywhere

I do not have a script for you 

I do not like you, no-I-said

Mayhap received them on the fax?

Perhaps upon the telegraph?

Not on the fax, nor telegraph

Not on the phone, nor via drone

I do not have one here or there

I do not have one anywhere

I do not have a script for you 

I do not like you, no-I-said

Did you check the Code of Morse

Do check again, yes of course

Did check, no luck, Code of Morse

Oh do check them evermore, 

Maybe flags of semaphore?

They are not in a semaphore 

No Code of Morse no nevermore. 

I do not have them on the fax, 

I do not have on telegraph

I do not have them on the phone

I do not have them via drone

I do not have one here or there

I do not have one anywhere

I do not have a script for you 

I do not like you, no-I-said

E-Scripts! E-Scripts! E-Scripts! E-scripts!

Did you, would you, check e-scripts?

No E-scripts nor semaphore

No Code of Morse no nevermore

I do not have them on the fax, 

I do not have on telegraph

I do not have them on the phone

I do not have them via drone

I do not have one here or there

I do not have one anywhere

I do not have a script for you 

I do not like you, no-I-said

Eh? Voicemail? Yay voicemail?

Did you, could you, voicemail?

I did not could not, voicemail

Did you, could you, ASL?

I did not, could not, ASL

Not voicemail, not on e-scripts 

No Code of Morse no nevermore

Let me alone now, please, I implore

Not on the fax, nor telegraph

Not on the phone nor via drone

I do not have one here or there

I do not have one anywhere!

Have you checked the avian friends?

I have too checked them, no-I-said 

Maybe it was sent with raven

It was not sent with raven

Upon the leg of carry pigeon?

Not attached to carry pigeon

Did you, could you signal smoke?

Did not, could not signal smoke

Perhaps Pony Express's tote

No to Pony Express's tote, 

No to fire and signal smoke

I did not, could not, ASL

Not voicemail, not on e-scripts 

No Code of Morse, no nevermore

I do not have them on the fax

I do not have on telegraph

I do not have them on the phone

I do not have them via drone

I do not have one here or there

I do not have one anywhere!

There is no script that I can see

There is no script I have ready

You did not find them, so you say

Find them! Find them! yet you may

Please just check again, okay?

(checks again)

No. No script I that I can see

And still! I have no script ready

Not in Pony Express's tote

Nor in fire and signal smoke

And nothing signed with ASL

No voicemail  nor e-scripts

No Code of Morse no nevermore, 

I do not have them ask no more

I do not have them on the fax

I do not have on telegraph

I do not have them on the phone

I do not have them via drone

I do not have one here or there

I do not have one anywhere!

There's still no script that I can see

There's still no script I have ready

Can you check again?