Pt: I need a refill on my vaginal cream.
CP: Sure thing. Wait. It's too soon.
Pt: What do you mean?
CP: Well, for starters, your insurance denied it because we filled a 90 day supply 21 days ago.
Pt: What's that mean?
CP: According to the directions we have, this should have lasted you at least 80 more days. It says: "insert 1 gram vaginally 2 days a week". We dispensed a 30 gram tube. That's a 15 week supply, or 105 days, whichever you prefer.
Pt: But I'm out.
CP: Okay. How are you applying it?
With a paintbrush? Like Jackson Pollock?
With a caulk gun? (ha ha)
Until full? (How deep is your love, by the Bee Gees?)
You squeeze the tube from the middle, don't you? . . .
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