CP: Do you have your new insurance with you?
Proud Patient: Indeed I do!
CP: You're kidding, right?
PP: Nope. They said everything you need is on this card. Why are you so stupid? I use this same card at every other pharmacy and just used it at my doctor this morning. You're an idiot and I want a gift card and a free Duck Dynasty Chia Head or I'm going to hold my breath and...
<CP pushes button that drops PP into the Rancor pit.>