CPP: I boned the flu shot lady.
CP: You did what?
CPP: That sounded bad. I hit bone.
2. Don't tense up while I pull out.
3. I didn't expect to get so deep.
4. Just relax, it goes in easy.
5. Oh God! Is it in?
6. Pt: Well that was quick. I didn't feel a thing.
CP: That's what she always says.
7. Time to play a little of the in-out, in-out.
8. CP: Ok. You're going to feel a little prick.
Pt: That's what my last boyfriend said too.
9. Just stick around for about 15 minutes ... I'll make you breakfast.