What (Not) To Say During Flu Shot Season

1. CP: How'd it go? 

    CPP: I boned the flu shot lady. 

    CP: You did what? 

    CPP: That sounded bad. I hit bone.

2. Don't tense up while I pull out. 

3. I didn't expect to get so deep. 

4. Just relax, it goes in easy. 

5. Oh God! Is it in? 

6. Pt: Well that was quick. I didn't feel a thing. 

    CP: That's what she always says. 

7. Time to play a little of the in-out, in-out.  

8. CP: Ok. You're going to feel a little prick. 

    Pt: That's what my last boyfriend said too. 

9. Just stick around for about 15 minutes ... I'll make you breakfast.