Things You Don't Want to Hear From Patients During Shots

1. (moans)
2. Deeper!
3. Is it in yet?
4. It's smaller than I thought.
5. Awwwww.
6. Can I touch it?
7. Get that thing away from me.
8. Where are you going to stick that?
9. I didn't know they came in different sizes.
10. Yes! Yes! Yes!
11. My last pharmacist had a bigger needle.
12. Again!
13. Let's cuddle!
14. Of course I'll call you.
15. Just the tip, right?
16. Well that was quick.

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