Subliminal Utterings

Ever have one of those great moments when your lousy day improves remarkably because of one little interaction?

Me neither. But this helped.

CP: <entering prescriptions at drop off> Do you have your insurance card? 

Drug Using Mama's Boy: Yes. 

CP: Thanks. <enters information, clicks on the wrong screen and whispers...> Dummy. 

DUMB: <acting insulted> Excuse ME?

CP: Sorry? 

DUMB: Did you just call me a dummy? 

CP: What? No. Sorry. I said "Dumb Me". I clicked on the wrong thing. 

DUMB: Oh. Okay. 

CP: <Whispers as he walks away> Dummy.