Where Is It?

CP: You would think the easiest questions would allow for the easiest answers, correct?

ME: I would think. 

MICE ELF: ME, too. 

ME: Which leads us to believe this is not the case. 

CP: Precisely. 

Fungal Female Seeking: I will be picking up my prescription for a cream today. Can you tell me where to apply it?

CP: What are you treating?

FFS: My feet are itchy and white between my toes. 

CP: I'd apply it there. 

FFS: But where?

CP: On your feet. 

FFS: But where do I apply it?

CP: Did you see a doctor?

FFS: Yes. 

CP: What was the diagnosis?

FFS: Athlete's foot. 

CP: Apply it on your feet. 

FFS: But where do I apply it?

CP: On the itchy, white patches. 

FFS: Not on the soles of my feet?

CP: Do they itch?

FFS: No.  

CP: Did your doctor tell you to apply it to the whole foot?

FFS: No. That's why I'm asking you. 

CP: <makes note to send doctor coal for Christmas> If it's itchy and you know, spread some cream. If it's dry and white and scaly, spread some cream. 

FFS: But where. 

CP: In the bathroom? Your bedroom? Kitchen? I'm no longer sure I know how to answer this. 

FFS: Okay. I'll ask again when I come down to pick it up. 

CP: Make sure it's tomorrow when CPP is here. 

CPP: Thanks phor that. 

CP: No problem.