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Friday, April 15, 2016

More Phun With Dick and Jane

Dick is a Patient.
Jane is a Pharmacist

Jane: Hello, sir. What is your Birth Date? 
Dick: Dick. 
Jane: No. Your Birth Date. 
Dick: Dick. 
Jane: Okay. What's your Date of Birth? 
Dick: Day the 5th...
Jane: <starts writing May 5th>
Dick: Day the 5th, of the 10th Month, in the Year of Our Lord Nineteen Hundred and Seventy-Nine. 
Jane: So...10/5/79?
Dick: Yes. 

Don't be a Dick.

Dick: I'm here to pick up my prescriptions.
Jane: Okay. How many do you have?
Dick: I'm not sure.
Jane: We have two prescriptions ready for you.
Dick: What? Where's the other one?
Jane: Which other one?
Dick: The third one.
Jane: You didn't know how many and now you know it's three?
Dick: Yes. Which one is missing?
Jane: <deadpans> The third one.

Know what you take. Don't be a Dick.

1 comment:

  1. If I had a penny every time I heard patients like this, I'd be vacationing in the Bahamas instead of covering for bosses vacationing in the Bahamas!

    Thanks for the laugh.