Jane is a Pharmacist
Jane: Hello, sir. What is your Birth Date?
Dick: Dick.
Jane: No. Your Birth Date.
Dick: Dick.
Jane: Okay. What's your Date of Birth?
Dick: Day the 5th...
Jane: <starts writing May 5th>
Dick: Day the 5th, of the 10th Month, in the Year of Our Lord Nineteen Hundred and Seventy-Nine.
Jane: So...10/5/79?
Dick: Yes.
Don't be a Dick.
Dick: I'm here to pick up my prescriptions.
Jane: Okay. How many do you have?
Dick: I'm not sure.
Jane: We have two prescriptions ready for you.
Dick: What? Where's the other one?
Jane: Which other one?
Dick: The third one.
Jane: You didn't know how many and now you know it's three?
Dick: Yes. Which one is missing?
Jane: <deadpans> The third one.
Know what you take. Don't be a Dick.
Dick: I'm here to pick up my prescriptions.
Jane: Okay. How many do you have?
Dick: I'm not sure.
Jane: We have two prescriptions ready for you.
Dick: What? Where's the other one?
Jane: Which other one?
Dick: The third one.
Jane: You didn't know how many and now you know it's three?
Dick: Yes. Which one is missing?
Jane: <deadpans> The third one.
Know what you take. Don't be a Dick.
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