Very Anxious Geriatric In Need of Application: Did my doctor call in my prescription?
CP: Yes. Yes, she did.
VAGINA: How much is it?
VAGINA: Why so much?
CP: You have $233.00 applied to your deductible. After that, your copay will be $53.57 henceforth.
VAGINA: That's a lot for a cream.
CP: Yes, ma'am. But if it works...
VAGINA: I've tried other things in the past but this is so expensive. What's this one called?
CP: Estrace. Vaginal Cream.
VAGINA: Okay. Does it work?
CP: Haven't tried it.
VAGINA: And it's how much?
CP: $286.57 today. $53.57 going forward now that your deductible has been reached.
VAGINA: Okay. Let me think about it. I'll probably be down later.
CP: (to uber-tech) How much is your vagina worth to you?
CP: Is it worth more than $200.00?
CP: Ok. Just checking.
UT: I'm surprised you didn't ask her that.
CP: Thought about it. Was afraid of the answer she'd give me. I didn't need to hear about The Tin Man and his Oil Can.