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Wednesday, December 2, 2020

O Seltamivir (O Tannenbaum)

Pronounced: O SELT um a VEER

O Seltamivir, O Seltamivir
My how you help my symptoms
O Seltamivir, O Seltamivir
My how you help my symptoms
Your price is high but that's okay
You really don't work anyway
O Seltamivir, O Selatamivir
Nah you don't help my symptoms

O Seltamivir, O Seltamivir
Why are you never in stock
O Seltamivir, O Seltamivir
Why are you never in stock
The same time each and every year
The flu like clock-work reappears
O Seltamivir, O Seltamivir
Why are you never in stock

O Seltamivir, O Seltamivir
It's time to be backordered
O Seltamivir, O Seltamivir
It's time to be backordered
Xofluza's new, competes with you
Though it's not cheap, one dose will do
O Seltamivir, O Seltamivir
It's time to be backordered

O Seltamivir, O Seltamivir
You let us know, flu is near
O Seltamivir, O Seltamivir
You let us know, flu is near
So many scripts, we do receive
Yet out of stock, we can't believe
O Seltamivir, O Seltamivir
You're such a disappointment.

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