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Tuesday, January 17, 2017

Celebrity-Voiced Labels

We need audio labels. For patients you have trouble seeing/reading their labels, we need to offer labels that will read the directions to them.
I think we can offset the initial cost by getting celebrities to volunteer to record their voices, similar to GPS devices. 

Every time I read: "Take 1 tablet by mouth twice a day 'with or without food'", I think of U2's "With or Without You".

Peter Schilling (Major Tom) does Prednisone tapers: "4, 3, 2, 1..."

Fred Durst: "So you can take that suppository and stick it up your yeah! Stick it up your yeah!"

The Violent Femmes could start any label:
"Take one, one, one cause you left me and two, two, two for my family and three, three, three for my heartache and four, four, four for my headaches..."

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