A little #PharmacyPhun from the weekend...
CP: What is your chief complaint?
Little Old Lady: "I have a horny cough."
LOL: What do you have for my "horny cough"?
(thoughts in head)
I can give you something to suck on...(cough drops, perverts!)
I have something that will slide right down and coat your throat (stop it!)
After Uber-Intern and I collected ourselves we decided it would be more phun to ask everyone for their input.
What suggestions do you have for treating Horny Cough?