2. Pharmacists always carefully follow directions. We take the time to unwrap before we insert.
3. They call me Nystatin because you have to swish before you swallow.
4. You're so sexy they had to name a birth control after you ... Camilla (insert pretty much any name here: Heather, Yasmin, Errin.)
You must be a box of pen needles, because you are ultra-fine.
And don't forget the comeback: I may be Ultra-Fine, but you didn't tell me you too were like a box of pen needles, Mr. Nano (or Mr. Micro-Fine).