Mom Lady: Do you have Baby Suppositories?
CP: Heavens No! It's illegal to make suppositories out of babies.
Of course I knew what ML was asking, but it's still phunny. She wanted to know where to find the suppositories FOR her baby. Which led to this question:
CP: What are you looking to treat?
ML: My baby. They go in her butt.
Okay. I asked the question I wanted answered and she missed it completely. I also know how suppositories are used, butt...
CP: Fever or Constipation?
ML: She can't poop.
CP: Got it. You want glycerin suppositories.
ML: They make ones for fever too?
CP: Yes. Butt be sure you ask for the Fever Rectal Rockets next time if she needs those.