Sometimes, just for fun, and based on the read I get from the patient, I will answer their questions with as much truth and honesty as I think they can handle.
What if An Honest Apothecary Answered your questions honestly...?
What is the best thing for poison ivy?
What is the best thing for lice?
What is the best thing for crabs?
Clippers and a new boyfriend.
What's the best thing to help me pass a drug test?
Stop doing drugs.
What's the best way to quit smoking?
Quit buying cigarettes.